i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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| one third of me: | i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone i hate you all |
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
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