i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(via thegoldenpromise)
| one third of me: | i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone i hate you all |
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
(via itsexclusive)
"Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground."
Kyoko Escamilla (via beatsandbrushes)
(Source: lavish, via timothydelaghetto)
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