I should've been motherfuckin' Black Mamba!
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  • elys-simsalabim:

    Dunno why but I am kinda excited that I get to try it out soon :))

    (via thesims4officialmax)

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  • "Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck."
    The Dalai Lama (via lovequotesrus)

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  • Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

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  • trillgamesh:

    it’s like you’re my mirror

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  • "As long as Western liberal democracies can name “gay rights” as the new litmus test for an appropriate twenty-first century democracy, we can obsess about “anti-gay” legislation in Nigeria and say nothing about the violence and economic exploitation of the Shell Oil Company on the land and bodies of Nigerians. We can be seduced by the international gay travel industry to visit “gay friendly” (and “post-racial paradise”) Rio de Janeiro, and say nothing of the massive police violence and genocidal removal of blacks from favelas in preparation for the 2014 World Cup and 2016 Summer Olympics. Is it any wonder that many people outside of the United States, particularly those in sub-Saharan Africa, have grown resentful of increasing threats to pull critical funding by NGOs and Western nations for not being “LGBT friendly,” while we let all other sorts of violence and exploitation (often by corporations and evangelical churches that originate within the West) go unmentioned?"
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  • dutchster:

    fat-amy-for-president:

    albamentum:

    drunktrophywife:

    being a girl is really fucking expensive

    hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

    hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

    [cricket sounds]

    (via yesjezebel)

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  • grapejellyking:

    makethatkittenpurr:

    liftedandgiftedd:

    why am I laughing so hard at this

    bruh

    when your ex cant move on

    (via pvrtynexttoyourbitch)

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  • (Source: katara, via foxxxynegrodamus)

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